Oysters can change from one gender to another and back again.
Snapple "Real Fact #84"
so I ask:
are we so sure we are the more superior being on Earth?
I'm sure those behind these imposing gates,
members to the hallowed halls of the ivy league
would frown upon my source of insight
but they should consider that at one time
(not so long ago)
knowledge was contained in a set of encyclopedias,
thick books with tissue thin pages that held every fact in the world.